I blame jet lag for not getting this episode up. True fact: I fell asleep with my computer on my lap as this episode exported on the final day of our trip in Montpellier. Why two more day passed before I posted it? I DON’T KNOW GIVE ME A BREAK OK!

In the second part of our France podcast, Stone and I discuss more interesting facts from France and the food that we ate. We also talk about our first impressions of each other, which is probably a terrible terrible thing. But hey… now we’re best friends. THE BEST OF FRIENDS. Stone fully approves of that message.

PAX East is next week and I’m sure we’ll have something ridiculous prepared. Be sure to stop by the Ubisoft booth and say hello. Stone says that I’m going to get him hot dogs all throughout the conference. Unlikely for him, I think hot dogs are delicious and will most likely eat them all.

You’ve been hearing us yapping on and on for ten episodes now (eleven if you count our episode with official Australian correspondent, @NellyMorel). Well now it’s our turn to teach you something. Teach you about France to be exact. 

If you didn’t know, Stone and I have been to Montpellier twice. Twice meaning that we are now experts. I think the third trip qualifies us as super experts, but we’ll get to that and adding our expertise to our LinkedIn profiles during our next trip. What you will be listening to now is a short segment about the six most important lessons that we learned in Montpellier. 

Be sure to take notes. There will be a quiz.

The Assassin and The Ass are finally in France. The are sites to see and culture to experience. Along the way, Stone and I found ourselves among a toy store. I’m sure the employees were a little creeped out that two American men stepped into a random toy shop. However, we were more confused at some of the stuff that we found there. Mainly a Batman toy that seemed inappropriate to play with and some demonic fairy toy. 

Don’t worry. There is still more France excitement to come. Later today, we’ll publish some of our expert traveling tips for France.

The podcast is back! I know you all missed us! No… wait you mumbled. Did you mean to say yes? I’m going to guess you said yes. Thanks for thinking of us! You all are the best. A ROUND OF HIGH FIVES FOR ALL!

Ok I’m getting distracted. In episode ten, Stone welcomes me back with mediocre praise (he missed me, but doesn’t want to admit it in audio form). We discuss my wedding, which Stone attended and tweeted the entire time, and some recent activity from work - *cough* Assassin’s Creed III *cough*. Along with that, we pose a question. What would you expect to nerds to do in France - specifically Montpellier? Both Stone and I are planning to have cameras attached to our hips to send suggestions here.

Enjoy and be sure that you let us know what you think. We’re always open to criticism. Please send positive comments to me and yell at Stone… who will then yell at me. Actually, scratch that. Only say nice things.

PEACE OUT GANGSTAS!